Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me
i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok
a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
avengers in armor - last picture is a background
#MOTHERFUCKING YES#GIVE ME THIS AU#GIVE ME THE SWORDS AND SORCERY AU#like#there can be evil spirits which possess you#but enhance your attributes obv#and both natasha and bucky are possessed by them and have to fight back#and harness the power etc#steve is like this knight sworn to overthrow the darkness which ‘killed’ bucky and sent him to sleep forever#(only that totally got broken by mage!coulson)#tony creates mechanics which mimic magic#using an energy source in his chest which should kill him OH WAIT THAT ALREADY HAPPENS#fury is trying to engineer a resistance/last stand after years/decades/centuries of war#clint looks like a literal archery spirit#like idk if he possessed clint or clint is actually a manifestation or an incarnation#so he has these angstastic moments about HUMANITY#i like to think coulson stabilised him#and obv he uses this to reach out to natasha#loki and thor are#you know#GODS#you can still have frost giants etc#loki finds out he’s not a true god#just subconsciously mimicking it through magic#so he seeks out the power source which can make him ‘as good as one’#which also enables him to bind clint to him#GUYS THE FIC IS WRITING ITSELF#SEND HELP#am i just writing a story to myself?#who knows
Incredible tags by triffidsandcuckoos. I second the want for that AU
Music Video Shows Singer’s Crazy Retouching Transformation
when someone says “star trek sucks”